Life as It Is

If a person knows what he wants, he either knows too much or wants too little.

Discovering  your place in this world is not enough, you must also be the first to get there.

Everything in this world is relative. For instance, the length of the minute depends on which side of the toilet door youíre on.

Itís so pity when other people have your dreams come true!

Donít drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.

Any car will last you a life-time if you drive fast enough.

The best alibi is to be a victim.

It is difficult to crawl with your head proudly held high.

Good always wins over evil. Hence, the winner is always good.

Never exaggerate the stupidity of your enemies and the loyalty of your friends.

You can recognize a decent man by how difficult it is for him to be indecent.

If you're arguing with an idiot, he's most likely doing the same.

An idea entered his head and now it is desperately trying to find his brain.

Better dinner without an appetite than an appetite without dinner.

You want to get everything and at once, but you get nothing and gradually.

Self Jokes

Everything goes well, but around me.

Of two evils, I choose the one I havenít tried before.

I drive too fast to worry about cholesterol.

The more I look in the mirror, the more I believe in Darwin's theory.



Am I happy? Every time, I've been answering this question differently, but always negatively.

There is no such thing as a happy end. If it's happy, it's not the end.