Life as It Is
If a person knows what he wants, he either knows too much or wants too little.
Discovering your place in this
world is not enough, you must also be the first to get there.
Everything in this world is relative.
For instance, the length of the minute depends on which side of the
toilet door youíre on.
Itís so pity when other people have
dreams come true!
Donít drive faster than your guardian
angel can fly.
Any car will last you a life-time if
you drive fast enough.
The best alibi is to be a victim.
It is difficult to crawl with your
head proudly held high.
Good always wins over evil. Hence, the
winner is always good.
Never exaggerate the stupidity of
enemies and the loyalty of your friends.
You can recognize a decent man by how
difficult it is for him to be indecent.
If you're arguing with an idiot, he's
most likely doing the same.
An idea entered his head and now it is
desperately trying to find his brain.
Better dinner without an appetite than
an appetite without dinner.
You want to get everything and at
once, but you get nothing and gradually.